"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via suspend)

(Source: katamarang)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

"I’m not sure if I’m depressed. I mean, I’m not exactly sad. But I’m not exactly happy either. I can laugh and joke and smile during the day, But sometimes when I’m alone at night I forget how to feel."

John Green (via wanksclub)

(Source: bee-d)

buttlicked:

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident

(Source: buttlicked)

im-kellin-myself:

Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad

(Source: lana-del-cliche)

optineo:

Do you ever just really want to kiss someone and all you can think about is kissing them and their lips and their tongue and the little noises they make and kissing their neck and collarbones and biting their lips and god you just CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT KISSING

(Source: faeriemoths)